What’s happened to New York? Wasn’t just a few years ago that everyone was standing around watching as airplanes were crashing into buildings. People didn’t run until skyscrapers started to fall. In 2001, people were like:
“Holy shit! Did youse see dat? Quick, take my fucking picture.”
Now it’s:
“Look out! There’s a huge blue airplane with the words 'President of the
United States' written in giant letters on the side being escorted by F-16
fighter jets. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”
What the fuck? Maybe it’s because people think Obama’s a Muslim, the second that no one’s looking he’ll get behind the wheel and crash Air Force One into Rockefeller Center. Christ New York. Stop being such a bunch of pussies and get your balls back.
“Holy shit! Did youse see dat? Quick, take my fucking picture.”
Now it’s:
“Look out! There’s a huge blue airplane with the words 'President of the
United States' written in giant letters on the side being escorted by F-16
fighter jets. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!”
What the fuck? Maybe it’s because people think Obama’s a Muslim, the second that no one’s looking he’ll get behind the wheel and crash Air Force One into Rockefeller Center. Christ New York. Stop being such a bunch of pussies and get your balls back.
