Tuesday, March 22, 2011

always

Myspace just informed me that apparently, I'm following Scarlett Johansson. Does she know about this? The truth is, I wouldn't be caught dead with a someone like her, and would rather be slowly ripped apart by rats while being dipped in a giant vat of acid, than have sex with a woman who looks like that. Oooh wait... I always get that backwards.

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