There was a holiday themed office party at work. And they asked us to bring in holiday themed food items. Furthermore, we were asked to fill out a card which explained the food's relativity to the holiday, and the card would be displayed along with the item. Here's what my card said...
The Three Little Pigs were driving home late Christmas Eve to spend a joyous Noel with their families. The moon shown bright and the stars themselves seemed to glisten all about the snow covered crystalline landscape. Oh how the joy of the season filled their little hearts as the sped along what seemed to be an enchanted road which magically and gently curved to guide them back to home and loved ones. Gazing in wide eyed amazement, they even thought they saw Santa's sleigh streaking across the sky. And so being distracted, they crashed head on into a semi hauling barbecue sauce and were horribly burned to death in the ensuing conflagration, thus producing these succulent ribs.
Merry Christmas everybody!
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