tough

At my job, I often deal with the representatives of people who earn large sums. They will inevitably tell me that their clients are having "money trouble". It makes me think to myself: Really? Did they hurt their back lifting it? Did they injure themselves by dropping a gold bar on their foot? Is their mattress full of cash too lumpy and causes fitfull sleep? Or were they temporarily blinded by a stray glint off their collection of rare gems, causing them to slip on a discarded $1,000.00 bill they left for their dog to chew on? And if they mention car trouble, I imagine their deffinition would be that their bikini model girlfriend scratched his car with her clitorus piercing as they were screwing on the hood of the Bugatti. Yeah, life's tough.