Monday, March 10, 2008

hard

I needed someone who wasn't afraid of thickness. And even though I knew about her, I could never make it happen. Forget all that. We finally hooked up. Say hello to my new partner, my Swingline 390NX Heavy Duty Stapler. I just stapled 80 pages of BIO notes. I ain't kidding. I'm in love. Come here baby. Show me some of that good stuff. Yeah, you know how I like it. A little to the left, almost there. One more hard pull and.... OWWWWW!!!!!!!

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