burger

Now, I can’t really judge other people for being masochist. Hey, what ever floats your boat. But I just can’t understand how some people can subject themselves to tortures that most of us couldn’t even contemplate. So the other day, as I was walking downtown, I stumbled onto such a pain emporium. Oh, this is absolutely fiendish, no, horrible. What kind of people could find pleasure in this? This place is all my nightmares combined. Its… vegetarian kosher!?! Jesus, haven’t the Jews suffered enough? You would think after all the shit they’ve gone through God would let them have a fucking cheese burger already.