I know it’s kind of last minute, but I haven’t picked out my Halloween costume. My arsenal is vast. There’s:
Broken human,
Disgruntled employee,
Middle aged dork,
Emotional cripple,
Self-conscience hunchback,
Bad childhood defective man,
And lastly…
Bald headed loser who couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.
Hey, I’m just kidding. I’ve actually got more hair than ever. It’s just that it’s all coming out of my ears and my ass.
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