Today I was forced to use a woman’s public lavatory due to construction. I went into all the stalls and lifted the seats in protest. FIGHT THE POWER!
Later on, I bought a John Lennon CD: Walls and Bridges. Not his greatest stuff. But as I walked to my car it occurred to me: Mark David Chapman’s aim was only about 12 inches away from making him the greatest man who ever lived…. Damn.
Yesterday, I had a bacon double cheeseburger, biggie fries, chocolate frosty and a large diet coke. Such is the depth of my hypocrisy.
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